轩辕月明眸子中闪着危险的银芒。

Xuanyuan Yuemengs eyes flashed silver giving off a dangerous glint.

  “既然你都这么费尽心思的爬上我的床，我若不满足了你，也太浪费你的一番好意，你说是不是？”轩辕月明邪肆的笑着，故意眼中带着猥·琐大叔的龌·龊，在床上像个受到惊吓的小绵羊，往后缩着身子，恨不得将自己的存在化为无的伍偲羽身上来回搜寻，好像是在找个可以下口的地方般。

“Since you’ve tried so hard to climb into my bed it would be a waste if I didn’t satisfy you, wouldn’t it?” Xuanyuan Yuemeng smiled wickedly, deliberately showing unfiltered lust in her eyes. Like a frightened little lamb the girl in the bed shrunk back, as if trying to disappear.

伍偲羽听到轩辕月明的话，眼角微不可查的抽了抽，这家伙还真是恶劣，就算你是想要试探我是不是真的失忆了，你也不至于这样吧？实在是太破坏美感了好吗？

Wu Qiyu hear Xuanyuan Yuemengs words and the corner of her eye twitched,this guy is really bad. I understand you’re trying to figure out if I really have amnesia or not, but you shouldn’t do so like this alright? It really destroys your beauty…

你怎么好意思顶着那么一张帅脸，做出这么让人倒胃口的事！

How could you do such a thing with such a beautiful face??

    明知道对方是试探自己，可是自己还不能反抗，还要顺着对方的意思陪着对方演，这种感觉真是太差劲了！

Knowing that the other side was testing but not being able to do anything other than playing along was a rather terrible feeling.

伍偲羽做出大灰狼你不要过来，我很怕怕的小白兔表情，紧张兮兮的拉着被单缩着身子，一脸警惕受到惊吓的看着轩辕月明。

Dont come over, I’m very afraid and dont want to look like a little white rabbit. She pulled the sheets up trying to shrink more and watched Xuanyuan Yuemeng with alarm on her face.

“你你……你别过来。”伍偲羽看着浑身散发着危险气息的轩辕月明，颤着声音。

“You, you… dont come over here..” Wu Qiyu spoke with a trembling voice as she looked at Xuanyuan Yuemeng who seemed to be surrounded by a dangerous atmosphere.

轩辕月明看着伍偲羽那一副小心肝都要被吓出来，还硬撑着我才没被你吓着的小模样，心里就忍不住偷笑，这家伙还真是有趣。

Xuanyuan Yuemeng couldn’t help but laugh at Wu Qiyu’s careful demeanor, still holding onto the “I’m not scared of you” appearance even though she was visibly trembling. This lady is truly interesting…

虽然自己不能百分确定了她是真的失忆了，但是倒是有百分之八十的几率，伍偲羽是真的失忆了。

Although she couldn’t be 100% sure she really had amnesia, there was atleast an 80% chance that she really did.

不然她费了那么大力气跑到了自己的床上，不会在马上就要成功能真的爬上自己床了，却因为自己想要将她正·法办事，就吓得恨不得扯着脖子大喊救命。

Otherwise she wouldn’t have used so much effort to climb into her bed that she would never be able to reach, only to insist for her to stay away. However now that she said she wanted to do things she was terrified and wished to call for help.

 当然伍偲羽也是知道这个房间的隔音一定很好，就算他叫破了喉咙也不会有人听得见，也许真有那么千分之一的可能，有人听到了她的呼救，却绝对不会有人愿意闯进来在这屋子主人轩辕月明的手里，把她救下来。

Of course, Wu Qiyu knew that the soundproofing of this room must be pretty good, even if she called so much she destroyed her throat no one would hear her. Maybe there is a one in one million chance someone would hear her, but they still wouldn’t want to break in and save her.

  所以她只能懦懦的从嗓子眼里挤出十分没有什么威胁的话“你你，再过来，我我我，我可……可可……喊……喊……喊……救救救命命……”

So she could only cowardly squeeze out a few empty threats, “I-if you.. come.. come over here.. I can… I can scream.. for.. for help!”

 “了。”随着轩辕月明的靠近，伍偲羽已经语不成句，最后一个字是在轩辕月明已经坐在了床上，一口气憋在了胸腔，噎了噎，才闷闷的说出来。

“Go ahead.” With Xuanyuan Yuemeng approaching Wu Qiyu couldn’t even say anything. By the time the word left the air Xuanyuan Yuemeng was already sitting at the edge of the bed, Wu was nearly shaking and was choked up.

“你喊啊！看看你喊破了喉咙，会不会有人过来。”轩辕月明带着几分玩味，居高临下的看着已经用被单把自己整个人都包的掩饰，缩成团子的伍偲羽。

“Go ahead and yell! See if anyone comes to save you!” Xuanyuan Yuemeng spoke with a playful voice, her face already covered with a condescending expression as she looked down at Wu Qiyu who was pitifully wrapped in a blanket.

 这个人失忆了可比有记忆的时候有趣的多了，不说别的，就说她那双藏在可怜巴巴无害的兔子眼睛后面的机敏，还有聪慧，就已经成功的引起了自己的兴趣和注意。

This person with amnesia is much more interesting than she had her memories. If nothing else, the cleverness and intelligence that was hidden behind her innocent doe eyes had succeeded in attracting her attention.

不过这人还真奇怪，明明看着自己的目光直白而火辣，却在自己靠近的时候，又跟受了惊的兔子一样，想要逃走。

This girl is really strange, she clearly looked at her with straightforward and hot eyes but when she got close she suddenly became like a frightened rabbit who was trying to escape!

“咕噜……”打了个哈欠，伍偲羽在这紧张的气氛下，肚子不争气的叫了起来。

“Ah!” When she yawned Wu Qiyu suddenly cried out in the middle of the intense atmosphere.

 伍偲羽咽了咽口水，尴尬的偷眼看着坐在床边已经将身上的黑色皮外套甩在了床头柜上的轩辕月明。

Wu Qiyu swallowed and embarrassedly looked at Xuanyuan Yuemeng, who had just thrown her black leather jacket onto the bedside table.

“想吃点什么？”轩辕月明危险的眯起狭长的上扬的丹凤眼，伍偲羽这个女人以前虽然是个选秀出来的，人气积攒的不错，身上也没有沾染绯闻，一把好嗓子，能写能唱，作词作曲都很出众，人样子长得也很有眼缘，电影，电视，唱歌三栖发展，和自己的交集在自己的印象里根本就没有

“What would you like to eat?” Xuanyuan Yuemeng narrowed her phoenix eyes dangerously. Although Wu Qiyu was selected from a talent show she had managed to accumulate a lot of popularity, she wasn’t surrounded by any gossip and had a good voice, she could write, sing, and compose very well and her appearance was rather eye-catching.

TN: The last sentence of this paragraph has been left out as it makes no sense, if anyone knows what it means please tell me.

  只是不知道为什么，在上次自己参加了个颁奖礼之后，伍偲羽就开始了千方百计的想要接近，还对媒体放话，自己对她有再造之恩，她要报恩。

I just don’t know why, after the last time when she went to an award ceremony she suddenly changed and began trying to get close to her. She even told the media that since she had shown her so much kindness she wanted to repay it.

没想到这次自己借着生日，想要宣传下投资的新电影，不想这女人不知道用了什么办法，说服预定的演唱嘉宾，代替对方上台，并且一首歌唱完之后，在台上对自己告白，说要效仿古人以身相许。

I didn’t expect that while I planned to promote a new movie I invested in at my birthday party she would somehow convince the intended singer to sing after her, and then, after she sang a song she proceeded to confess to her, saying she would follow the example of the ancients!

自己不过一笑置之，宾客们说她是哗众取宠，找嘘头，想要借着自己争这次的影后搏上位。

I just laughed it off, the guests said she was grandstanding and was looking for boos, and wanted to earn popularity via doing this.

    而她却是爬上了楼顶，站在楼顶说她愿一死表真情，都以为她为了炒作而已，谁都没想到伍偲羽会真的就跳了下来，跌入游泳池，沉下去就没有在上来，后来还是游泳池旁边的几个人发现了不对，跳入游泳池，在游泳池的底下把人救了上来。

Eventually she made her way to the roof and said she wanted to die to prove her love, everyone thought she was just hyping it up and that she wouldn’t do it. No one thought she would jump off the building, landing in the swimming pool and sink down not coming up, and then get rescued by people who swam in it.

 救上来的时候好像就已经奄奄一息了，至于这个人是怎么在那种情况下，还能有手腕到自己的房间，并且在自己的床上的，现在轩辕月明已经没什么兴趣了。

After she was rescued she seemed to be dying, as for Xuanyuan Yuemeng, she was laying her room without anymore interest in the person.

TN: Struggling here, not sure if its correct or not

    她反而对现在的这个伍偲羽抱有极大的兴趣。

On the contrast, she had plenty of interest in the current Wu Qiyu.

   就算女星注意身材，也没人会让自己的身体是饥饿状态的，何况现在女·忄生·本来就是稀缺，所有的女·忄生·都是被保护的，故此女·忄生·都有先天的优越感，会时刻都让自己保持最好的状态。

Even if the actress pays attention to her body, no one will let her go hungry. Besides, woman are scarce so they naturally get protected giving them and innate sense of superiority so they wont let themselves go through hardships if they dont have too.

 而这个伍偲羽却在自己进门开始，就不断的给着自己新奇。

However Wu Qiyu has been giving herself hardships since she entered the door.

“我不挑食。”吞了吞口水伍偲羽尽量让自己不失态。

“I’m not picky.” Wu Qiyu swallowed her saliva, trying to keep herself calm.

    在自己一照面就心动，而且还是完全符合自己理想对象的人面前，因为肚子饿而如此丢脸，伍偲羽实在是想要一头撞死在墙上。

She was in front of a person who was completely aligned with her ideals, and the only thing she could feel was hungry and humiliated! She really wants to hit the wall…

轩辕月明薄薄的唇勾起了一抹淡淡的弧度，不挑食？

Xuanyuan Yuemeng’s thin lips hooked up into a small arch, not a picky eater?

   呵呵，在这个世界上女·忄生·不挑食的，她不要说是见过了，就是连听都没听说过。

Haha, a woman who’s not a picky eater in this world? She hasn’t seen it, she cant even say she’s heard of it.

伍偲羽见轩辕月明眼神有些冷，而且脸上尽是不掩饰的嘲弄，脑子里就嗡嗡的，不会吧！

Wu Qiyu saw Xuanyuan Yuemings eyes that were full of undisguised mockery, her mind began buzzing, no way!

难道自己这个身体的原来主人，很挑食？

Is the original owner of this body picky about food?

  而自己刚刚说不挑食……

And I just said I’m not picky…

   这不是自己挖了个坑，自己跳进去把自己活埋么？

Didn’t you just dig a hole, jump in and then bury yourself alive?

“那个，其实比起吃东西，你能先拿个衣服给我穿么？”伍偲羽已经不想再继续犯蠢了，眼下饿着肚子还可以忍忍的，自己这一直光·溜·溜的在被单下躲着也不是个办法啊！这身上空荡荡的感觉，十分的让她没有安全感！

“Well, actually, do you think you could get me some clothing before we talk about eating?” Wu Qiyu doesn’t want to act stupid anymore, she can endure her hunger but being naked while covered only by sheets is no way to be! The feeling of emptiness around her body is really making her insecure.

 轩辕月明邪气的舔了舔嘴角，魅惑的看着已经就要炸毛的伍偲羽，以前在各种媒体的全息投影上没少了看到这个人，只是觉得身材有料，都是硬挤出来的，这么近距离的看，才发现，这女人的身材还真的是很不赖嘛！

Xuanyuan Yueming devilishly licked the corners of her mouth, and looked charmingly at Wi Qiyu. In the past I’ve seen this woman on holographic projection of all kinds of media and just thought a good figure was expected, but looking close I’ve found that her figure is actually really good!

  就这样蜷缩的躲在被单下，都能看到她傲人的两个大白兔若隐若现，还有那条让她看了也会忍不住遐想连篇的乳·沟，皮肤也是那种白如凝脂，在身上暗紫色的被单的烘衬下，更多了几分诱人。

She was curled up underneath the sheets, but you could see her two proud white rabbits looming which leads you to see her cleavage which you cant help but daydream about. There was also her skin that was white as milk, it just looks even more attractive against the dark purple sheets.

TN: Milk = Congealed Fat, doesnt sound as nice and it came out as milk in some of my translators so I just used the one I liked the most.

“你跑到我床上，不就是为了跟我·上·床·么？那还害羞什么？欲拒还迎在我这里可是行不通的。你空腹刚好，我最喜欢病弱的，尤其是病西施那种，苍白的笑脸，潮·红的小脸，只要想想，我就整个人都燃烧了……”轩辕月明故意说的十分·色·情。

“Didn’t you run to my bed to sleep with me? What are you acting shy for? Playing hard to get wont work on me you know. You have an empty stomach, and I like the sick and weak kind of beauty the best. With a pale smiling face and flushed cheeks, both of us would be burning up soon..” Xuanyuan Yueming deliberately spoke in detail.

伍偲羽眨巴着大眼睛，满目惊疑不定的看着轩辕月明，她的理智告诉她，这个人只是在吓唬她，可是心里还是跟踹了十八个小兔子一样，上蹿下跳的。

Wu Qiyu blinked her big eyes and looked at Xuanyuan Yueming suspiciously, her reason told her that the woman was just trying to frighten her, but her heart was still jumping like a bunch of rabbits.

 伍偲羽一瞬间很多个念头从脑子里闪过，当然大多是逃走的可能，还有说服轩辕月明理由。

Wu Qiyu had alot of thoughts flash through her mind, most of them were ways to escape but a few were ideas on how to convince Xuanyuan Yueming.

 就在伍偲羽挣扎是逃走，还是继续说服轩辕月明消除对自己下手可能的时候，脑子里的坑货系统又活了。

As Wu Qiyu struggled between escaping or convince Xuanyuan Yueming to get rid of the idea of killing her, the useless system suddenly sounded in her head again.

硬邦邦的机械金属音响起“宿主以成功激活，任务询问轩辕月明的名字。接受选择是，拒绝选择否。”

She heard the mechanical voice speak once again. “Host has successfully been accepted, the task has chosen Xuanyuan Yueming as the target, say yes to accept the choice, no to refuse the choice.”

这个时候出的什么鬼任务，询问名字！怎么问？

What kind of mission is going on? She had to ask the name, how?

She cant say Xuanyuan Yueming, so she should say some handsome guy right?

  哦，不对，美女，留个名字吧！

Wait, no! I need a beauty, leave a name!

伍偲羽对自己在这个随时都可能失身的情况，还能走神想偏，也是佩服了，脑洞大的孩子伤不起啊！

Wu Qiyu admires herself for being able to be biased and sitracted in this situation where she might loose her virginity at any time, she can’t afford to hurt her ah!

TN: These last few paragraphs have been really rough, if anyone has something better feel free to tell me!

“拒绝，宿主将失去轩辕月明好感度5，接受任务且任务成功，宿主会得到轩辕月明好感度2，明元全栖传承。”公式化的金属声音在伍偲羽的脑海里响起。

“Refuse and Xuanyuan Yueming’s favorable opinion of the host will drop by 5, accept and it will go up by 2 and you will also get Xuanyuan Yueming’s goodwill of 2 along with the whole Ming Yuan all-round inheritance.” The metallic voice spoke again in Wu Qiyu’s mind.

   伍偲羽无语凝噎，这就是不管怎么自己都得接受任务啊！

Wu Qiyu was speechless, so she had to accept this task no matter what!

不过这该死的系统，不接任务失去好感度5，接受任务好感度才提升3！

However this damned system, do not take the task and she’ll loose 5, but if she does she only gains 3!

TN: Author Error?

还有那个什么明元全栖传承是个什么鬼啊！

And what the hell is that Ming Yuan all-round inheritance?

“明元全栖传承只要打开就会自动录入脑海，让你在现在这个世界演艺圈完美发展。”系统的金属音继续为伍偲羽答疑解惑。

“Aslong as the Ming Yuan all-round inheritance is opened it will allow you to develop perfectly in the world of showbiz.” The metallic voice of the system once again spoke directly into her mind.

伍偲羽皱了皱眉，看来这个坑货系统不用自己说，就能知道自己心里想什么，还真是个危险的东西。

Wu Qiyu frowned, it seems that the system can tell what she’s thinking without her saying. What a dangerous thing…

  可这个明元全栖传承还真是个神奇的好东西，若是自己上学的时候有这个东西，不用天天苦苦背书做题，就能轻松拿第一了。

But this Ming Yuan inheritance is really a magical thing, if you take it to school you could get first place without trying!

 “是。”伍偲羽咬了咬嘴唇，在脑海里对自称工号87710615的引路人说。

“Yes.” Wu Qiyu bit her lips and spoke inside her head to the system who claimed to No. 87710615.

“任务领取成功，请宿主在三天之内完成，任务失败电击惩罚。”没有感情的系统提示音叮的一声响起。

“Task has successfully been accepted, asking host to complete the task within 3 days, task failure with result in the electroshock penalty.” The emotionless voice of the system promptly appeared in her head.

  伍偲羽这次是真的傻眼了。

Wu Qiyu was really dumbfounded this time…

   开什么玩笑？

Are you kidding me?

任务失败还有惩罚，刚刚那个问自己任务接受还是拒绝的时候怎么没说？

There are penalties for mission failure? Why didn’t you tell me this when you asked whether I accept or reject?

现在自己接受了任务才跟自己说，这系统还真是个坑货！

Now that I’ve accepted this task, I can truly say this system is a fake!

果然是专坑配角一万年！

Sure enough, its been a useless supporting actor for 10,000 years!

 不管心里怎么不愿意，眼下自己该做的还是要做啊！虽然不知道任务失败的电击是个什么程度，但是自己真的是一点想要体会的心都没有！

No matter how unwilling she is, she has no choice but to do the task now! Although I don’t know the degree of the electric shock, I really don’t have the heart to find out!

 伸脖子一刀，缩脖子也是死，横竖都是死，不如痛快一点，于是伍偲羽做了个十分大胆的决定。

Stretching her neck and she’s dead, shrinking her neck and she’s dead, she was already dead so she decided to try to be happy and made a very bold decision.

TN: Hahaha… I don’t know either

  她也不管自己手里还拉着被单裹着身子了，两只胳膊往前一伸，在轩辕月明看着她跟变色龙一样，一会一变的神色觉得有趣的时候，一个不备，就让伍偲羽双臂用力的将人拉倒了过来，并且让轩辕月明狠狠地砸在了她的身上，两个人鼻子对着鼻子，脸对着脸，凤眼对着圆眼睛……

She doesn’t care if she’s still wrapped in a sheet, her arms stretched forward, Xuanyuan Yueming looked at her like a chameleon with how fast she changed her look, because she was unprepared Wu Qiyu managed to pull her down and let Xuanyuan Yueming crash onto her body. The two woman were nose to nose, face to face, phoenix eyes to round eyes…

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听到声音，伍偲羽赶忙又将身上的被子往上拽了拽，将自己包裹的严严实实，瞪着眼睛看向站在门口的声音来源。

When she heard the voice Wu Qiyu quickly pulled up her quilt, wrapping it around herself before turning her attention to the source of the sound who stood near the door.

 从伍偲羽所在的角度看，那个人好像被笼罩在屋子里柔和的白色灯光的光晕中般。

From Wu Qiyu’s perspective the person who stood at the door looked like they were surrounded by a halo of white light.

 其实伍偲羽也并不想一直瞪着对方看的，可是对方长得实在是太符合她的审美了，右手拉着被单捂住了心口，心如被小鹿撞了般砰砰的跳着，伍偲羽那张娃娃脸上随着她无忧自助上扬的唇角，而若隐若现的露出了两个小酒窝。

Infact, Wu Qiyu didn’t want to stare at the other person for so long but the other persons looks really fit her aesthetic. She brought her right hand which held the sheet up to her heart which was beating likes a deers. Her doll-like face soon sprouted a smile, two adorable dimples appearing on her cheeks.

从来没有想过，自己那种过于理想的感觉，既然真的会出现。、

I never thought that meeting someone so close to ideal would happen.

看来穿越也没有什么不好！

I was wrong, it seems there is nothing wrong with crossing worlds!

许是因为自己长了一张怎么都长不大的娃娃脸，故此，她喜欢的御姐，不管是作为伴侣还是纯粹欣赏。

Perhaps it’s because she has a baby face that will never grow up, but she really likes this “Empress” person, whether as a lover or just in pure admiration.

TN: Empress is the FL’s nickname, baby face that will never grow up is talking about how she wont ever be rid of her baby face because of the world shifting.

    只是不远处站着的那个人，不管是身材还是气质，都让她看得移不开眼睛了。

The woman who stood not far away, both in figure and in temperament made her unable to move her eyes away.

禁不住咽了咽口水，如果这个人是那个坑货系统让自己攻克的对象，那么自己还真是会欣然接受呢！

She cant help but swallow saliva, if this is the person that useless system wants her to conquer then she will gladly accept!

让自己怦然心动的人娶自己，只要想想就足够让她动力十足。

Marrying this woman who makes her heart throb just looking at her is a great motivation!

毕竟自从知道自己喜欢的是和自己一样的女生之后，她就再没有想过有一天自己会步入所有女孩都梦想的婚姻殿堂了。

Ever since she figured out she liked woman she never thought she would enter the marriage hall that all girls dreamed about!

那冰冷狭长上扬的丹凤眼，深暗如波涛汹涌的海底，充满了冷漠和深不可测，完美的瓜子脸，精致的五官，有些凉薄的唇角勾着嘲弄的弧度，故意将刘海和头发中间的线条高高用发蜡抓的翘起，凌乱的设计，打造出蓬度，凸显出她冷艳的五官，发际线在长发的衬托下展现出来，露出了她无可挑剔的脸型，尽显酷帅!

Those cold, narrow, upward phoenix eyes seemed as deep as the sea floor, full of indifference and unpredictability. Her perfect melon seed face with delicate facial features, those thin lips that held a mocking arch. Her hair had messy yet sleek look, highlighting her gorgeous facial features. So cool! So handsome!

TN: Descriptions are gonna be the death of me…

   左耳上的闪着眩光的原钻耳钉，让她多了丝不羁，周身围绕着冰冷的气息，反而更突出了她身上的优雅的气质。

Her left ear held a diamond earring which made her seem more unruly, however it seemed to cloak her in a cold air and pronounced her elegant temperament.

    凹凸有致的诱人身材，让伍偲羽不知道是紧张悸动还是别的什么原因，又猛地吞了吞口水，没办法她是喜欢女人的！尤其是喜欢小麦色健康皮肤，身材火辣的御姐。

Wu Qiyu suddenly swallowed her saliva, the attractive shape of her body made her unsure as to whether she was nervous or if she was feeling something else… There was no way this woman likes other girls!

TN: I left a part out of this as it doesn’t make sense

盯着门口进来那人身上的勾勒出她曼妙身姿，十分朋克的上面用锥形的金属钉做配饰的黑色皮衣下若隐若现可以看到的傲人·双·峰，精瘦的腰身，还有那黑色皮裤下包裹着的修长有力的双腿，最后落在了对方脚上的黑色机车短靴……

The person who came in had a very graceful posture, her gaze looked over the black leather punk jacket outlined her chest and slim waist. Long and slender legs that were wrapped in black leather and finally the black motorcycle boots on the others feet.

 伍偲羽猛然反应过来对方是个女人！

Wu Qiyu suddenly realized the other party was a woman!

脑子里飞快的回忆着按照小说里的剧情，这出现在对方床上的戏码，自己没有看到啊！

Her brain worked quickly to recall the plot of the novel, this person is supposed to be on the other side of her bed! I did not see it ah!

伍偲羽无比后悔自己当时怎么就没有好好的将那本种马小说看完！

Wu Qiyu regretted not reading all of that stallion novel back then!

 现在不管怎么后悔都没有用，没有地方买后悔药去啊！

It’s useless to be regretful now, there’s no place to buy regret medicine ah!

 只能走一步看一步了！

I need to take one step at a time!

    话说自己的名字是没有变，但是自己现在是什么身份啊！

My name has not changed, but what is my current identity?

  一点记忆都没有好么？那个坑爹系统又装死了……

Don’t I get some memories? That useless system has gone and died again…

眨了眨眼睛，伍偲羽现在无比感谢自己的闺蜜梁妮妮，若不是她太过缠着自己，自己大概撒娇卖萌技能也不会点满，只是不知道对这个天生的贵族气质，十分威压，而且散发着肃然气场的人管不管用！

In the blink of an eye Wu Qiyu was suddenly very grateful to Liang Nini, if she hadn’t spent so much time with her she would have no idea how to act cute and coquettish. I just don’t know how to control this natural aristocratic temperament, which is very oppressive and gives off a solemn atmosphere.

TN: The last sentence might be a bit off

“怎么我们的大明星为情自杀炒作的还不够？现在是想借着爬·上·我的床在炒作一番么？”对方冷若冰雪的声音带着浓浓的嘲讽和不屑。

“Is it not enough for our big star to commit suicide because of love? And now you want to climb into my bed?” The icy voice sounded once again, nearly dripping with ridicule and disdain.

   伍偲羽十分尴尬的摸了摸自己的鼻子，无辜的眨巴着大大的杏核眼看着站在门口没有动的人冰山女王般的人物，心里却是早就抓狂的想要掐死这个身体的前主人了。

Wu Qiyu embarrassingly touched her nose, gazing innocently at the cold iceberg-like figure who stood by the door. However in her mind she was frantically wishing she could strangle the former owner of her body.

   看来自己之前没有穿过来之前，这个身体的主人是没少了做傻事！

It seems that this body has done many foolish things before she entered it!

   显然自己来之前这个身体的正主就已经挂了。

It was obvious now that the previous owner of this body was dead before she passed into it.

   就是不知道这个正主是怎么把自己弄挂的，更是想不明白要有多么奇葩的心思，才死也要光·溜·溜的死在别人床·上。

I dont know why the previous owner hung herself, but I certainly dont want to know how their mind works to decide to kill herself on someone elses bed.

好吧！她在这样囧的状态下还能神游天外，想这想那，脑回路也不算多正常！

In such a sorry state she still wandered out of this world. If she thinks about it this persons mind must really be weird.

伍偲羽抿了抿唇，张了几次嘴，又都闭上了。她实在是不知道不知道要说点什么，现在自己连起码的常识都不知道，说不定还会说多错多呢！

Wu Qiyu licked her lips and open her mouth before directly closing it again. She has no idea what to say, she doesn’t even know the common sense of this world so she might just end up messing it up even more.

轩辕月明看着床上幼稚又别扭的拉着身上的被单，一双眼睛就差冒着绿光，恨不得看到自己肉里去的伍偲羽，心中有种诡异的好笑，这个女人刚刚在外面闹了一出自杀的戏码，这会又把自己扒光，爬到自己床上，可是见到自己来了，却无法掩饰的害羞和矛盾，一脸茫然无辜，毫不掩饰对自己的好感和兴趣。

Xuanyuan Yuemeng watched the seeming childish and innocent person pull at the sheets of the bed, her eyes practically glowing with a green light, she couldn’t wait to see Wu Qiyu in the flesh. There was a strange funny feeling in her heart, the other woman had caused a huge suicide scandal outside yet here she was, crawling into her bed. When she saw herself coming she didn’t hide the shy and contradictory feeling, her face looked pure and innocent, and she made no move to conceal the interest and affection towards herself.

更主要的是她注意到在自己没有开门进来之前，这个女人在屋子里不知道和谁说话呢，而自己可以百分之百的确定，自己的卧室除了这个女人，刚才是绝对没有别人的！

More importantly, she had heard this woman speaking to someone before she opened the door, but she was 100% sure that there was no-one other than that woman in this room!

 那就有趣了！

How fun!

不管这个女人是不是故意这样引起自己注意，她都不得不承认，这个女人已经很大程度的引起的兴趣了。

Regardless of whether the woman was trying to catch her attention or not, she still found her quite interesting!

而且这个女人身上的气息变了，和刚刚那个闹着跳楼的女人完全不同，怎么说呢！

Moreover, the scent of this woman had changed, it was completely different than the her who jumped off a roof. How interesting was that??

一定非要找个形容，那就是好像变了个人，不是说相貌有什么变化，而是周身的气场变了。

If she had to find a description for it, it seemed like she had become a new person, there wasn’t any change in appearance but the whole atmosphere around her was different.

虽然看着自己的眼神比之前更加直白，更加的没有隐晦，热烈的让自己想忽略都难。

She looked at my eyes more straightforwardly, with less obscurity. It was really hard to ignore…

    这种恨不得冲上前来把自己衣服扒掉，然后要将自己按倒的感觉，实在是让人寒毛直竖。

This anxious feeling of wanting to rush forward and rip off her clothes, to press her down was really chilling..

 对自己的外形和这张被人称为魅惑王子的脸，自己速来是很有自信的，喜欢自己这张脸的人自己见过成千上万，为自己疯狂的人自己也见过数不胜数，但是还真没有一个能让自己觉得自己虽然穿的不算少，可是在对方那赤·果·果的眼神下，总有种自己穿的不够多，下一刻就要被人扒光平扑倒的。

I have seen thousands of people who like my face and are crazy about me, but there is no one who can make me feel that although I am wearing plenty of clothing, make me feel like im wearing none in their eyes and I will be stripped naked and throw down in the next moment.

“那个，内个……你能不能先拿件衣服给我！”伍偲羽用了极大地自制力，才将自己的视线从对方的身上移开些。

“That… can you bring me some clothing first!” Wu Qiyu used great amounts of self control to move her eyes away from the woman.

    等了一会见对方依然还是斜靠在门口，用一双上扬的丹凤眼斜撇着自己，其中嘲弄不言而喻。

After waiting for a bit she turned to look at the door again, seeing the lady still leaning against the door frame. Watching her with pheonix eyes and a mocking expression.

  “额……内个什么……”伍偲羽也知道现在这种情况，实在是有点尴尬，毕竟不管是谁对着个自己把自己脱·光送上自己床，然后见自己回来了，还让自己给拿衣服，都会让人以为自己这是变相的勾引。

Wu Qiyu knows this situation is pretty emberassing, I mean, who gets naked and heads to someone elses bed, and then asks them to get them some clothes? People will think it’s some kind of disguised seduction.

 只是自己现在除了让对方给自己拿衣服，实在没有其他办法啊！

And now I have no other way to get clothes than to ask her for them.

“我也不知道自己为什么会在这里，不管你信不信，现在我连自己是谁都不知道！”伍偲羽硬着头皮说完这话，自己抿了抿嘴唇，额头都冒出了一层冷汗。

“Believe it or not, I don’t know who I am or why I’m here…” After saying this Wu Qiyu pursed her lips while a layer of cold sweat appeared on her forehead.

 若是位置对换过来，伍偲羽也知道这话很难让人相信，但是她也只能说出来，否则现在这烂摊子实在难以收场。

She knew this was hard to believe but she had no other choice, if she didn’t this misunderstanding would be hard to clear up.

 现在自己没有这身体原来主人的记忆，哪怕会被人觉得这是借口，或者是拙笨推脱责任的理由，自己也必须要说，不管对方是否相信。

Since she didn’t have the original owners memories she had no choice but to say this no matter what the other person believes even if it sounds like an excuse, or a way to shift responsibility.

只有现在这个时候说出来自己是失忆的，才能解释的通，自己之后不管是生活习惯还是性格和之前的不同。

At this point in time she can only use amnesia as the reason why her personality and manners are entirely different.

轩辕月明眼神如冷刀子不要钱的往伍偲羽身上飞，连自己是谁都不记得了么？失忆？真有这么巧？

Xuanyuan Yuemeng’s eyes felt like little knives that peirced Wu Qiyu. You dont even remember me? Amnesia? What a coincidence…

   刚闹了自杀，就在自己床上一副要献身的架势失忆了？

Right after committing suicide I lost my memory in my bed as if I just wanted to give up?

浑身散发着惊人的气势，和伍偲羽对视良久，见对方并没有心虚的避开自己的视线，反而还是那副无无奈又纠结，小鹿般的大眼睛求助的看着自己。

Xuanyuan Yuemeng and Wu Qiyu gazed at each other, seeing that Wu Qiyu didn’t look guilty nor did she avert her gaze, on the contrary there wasn’t even any helplessness, infact her big doe-like eyes seemed to only look for themselves for help.

TN: Mmmm, not a fan. I think I got the idea but I couldn’t make it sound right.

   轩辕月明有一种自己只要向这个人伸出手，自己以后的日子就会有翻天覆地变化的预感……

Xuanyuan Yuemeng had a feeling that aslong as she holds onto this person her future days will have earthshaking changes…

 伍偲羽等了一会，见对方一直站在原地不动，不要钱的对着自己释放冷气，苦恼的皱眉，好吧！她可以不相信自己的说话，也可以对自己的话抱有绝对的怀疑，但是你至少给我拿件能遮羞的衣服！

Wu Qiyu waited for a bit longer only to find the other party was still standing still and releasing cold with a distressed frown. Ok, she might not believe what she was saying but can you at least bring me some clothes so I can hide my shame!

总是让个人这样身上不着片缕的在你床上围着你的被单，这样真的好么？

Is it fun to have someone on your bed only wearing sheets?

 伍偲羽知道自己若是在这个时候低头避开对方的视线，对方一定会觉得自己是假装失忆的，为了最大限度的让人看到自己说的是实话，她只能拌起可怜无辜，使劲咬了一下自己的舌头，让自己双眼中泪光莹莹，看起来好不可怜，在紧张兮兮的抱紧勉强挡住了自己胸前风光的被单，瑟瑟发抖的缩了缩身子，硬是将她现在这一米七多的身子，缩成了一小团。

Wu Qiyu knows that if she lowers her head to avoid her gaze the other woman will think she’s lying about loosing her memory. To make this beleivable she can only make herself look pitifully innocent, biting her tongue to make her eyes look teary. She looked rather pitiful, pulling the sheets that barely covered her chest up she tried to shrink her body, which was more than 170cm tall, into a small ball.

 这个时候伍偲羽无比庆幸，这个身体原来的主人身体柔韧性很好，而且身子也不算胖，否则让她做出这样高难度的动作，实在是太为难她了。

Wu Qiyu was extremely lucky, this bodies flexibilty was pretty good and she was rather thing. If not this difficult movement would be much to hard for her.

  “内个，我不知道之前发生了什么，也不知道你是谁，你可以不相信我，但是你能不能先给一件衣服，这个样子很……”伍偲羽微厚的唇抿成了一条直线，低了低脑袋看了下自己现在围着被单的身子，可怜巴巴的又抬起头，好像是下了很大的决心，双眼里还带着泪花。

“Well, I dont know who you are or what happened before. You can choose not to beleive me but please give me some clothing first, this looks…” Wi Qiyu pursed her slightly thick lips, she looked down at her body that was wrapped in the sheets, she pitifully raised her head again, as if she was very determined there were a few tears were in her eyes.

 轩辕月明现在无比确定眼前的这个人，不是演技太好，就是真的失忆了。

Xuanyuan Yuemeng was now certain, either this person was great at acting or she really had amnesia.

不过若是她真的失忆了，那么就是刚刚她从楼上跳下来，落在泳池里是真的摔破了头，在摔破了脑袋没有昏迷之前还知道跑到自己房间里想要·色·诱自己，可见这是个多么讨厌的女人。

But if she really lost her memory she just jumped down from the floor above into the pool, lost her memory, yet somehow knew she wanted to go to her room and seduce her. What a disgusting woman she is..

   若她没失忆，能演的这么真，她的演技还真是过关。

If she hasn’t lost her memory and can act this realistically her acting would have to be amazing.

只是自己到底要不要把这个女人扔出去呢？

But do I really want to throw this woman out?

作者有话要说： 你们不会知道一张改了好多次都不满意的痛苦

The author has something to say: You won’t know the pain of being unsatisfied when one has been changed many times.

所以我决定以后写文一遍过，在怎么卡也绝对不在修改了

So I decided to write it over in the future, and never change the card.

越改越不满意= =

The more change, the less satisfied==

然后改着改着我就不爱写了

Then change it and I don’t like to write.

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    伍偲羽不是这个平行世界的人，她是来自一个叫做地球地方。

Wu Qiyu is not a person of the parallel world, she is from a place called Earth.

  在那个地方，男人和女人结合被祝福，男人和男人在一起，女人和女人在一起，是不被社会大部分人所接受的。

In that place, man and woman couples are accepted and given blessings, however man with man and women with women couples are not accepted by most people in society.

(TL NOTE: I tried to make it flow better…. I really did

    而她的·忄生·取向就是那部分不被大多数人所接受的。

And that part of her life was not accepted by most people.

身为女人的她喜欢女人，在她的那个世界，这一类人被称LES

As a woman, she likes other woman. In her world such people are called lesbians.

 她大一那年确定了自己的·忄生·取向之后，没有选择隐瞒，而是在人们诧异厌恶的种种负面言语眼神中，义无反顾的就和家里出柜了，结果就是她被赶出了家门，只能四处打工挣生活费。

After determining her orientation in freshman year she didn’t decide to conceal it. Instead, she came out to her family despite the demeaning words and expressions people threw at her. As a result she was thrown out of the house and had to work around at many different jobs just to make her living expenses.

她不喜欢出去玩，只要是她不喜欢一个人出去，总觉得不管是哪里都一样的风景，有时间出去玩，还不如在家里看看书，逛逛论坛，她自己也不知道自己是从什么时候开始，习惯了去LES论坛写写心情，时间长了也就认识了不少圈子里的人。

She had never liked to go out, she felt that the scenery was always the same no matter where she was, so if she had time to play she would rather spend that time reading at home or browsing the forum. She doesn’t know when it started, but she used to go to a lesbian forum and write about her mood after a long time she ended up meeting many people in the circle.

论坛里聊得来的想要见面往更深层发展的不少，伍偲羽也见了几个，但是结果并没有预想的那般美好，虽然身高一米七，身材匀称，却是天生的一副大骨架，顶着她那张带着两个酒窝的可爱娃娃脸，特别的让人又违和感觉，即便如此她也实在是无法和娇小可人的P有半点联系。

A few people on the forum decided to meet, Wu Qiyu also did this however the result was never as good as she expected. Although she was 1.7 meters (5.5′) and had a well proportioned body she was born with a big skeleton. When it was paired with her cute baby face and adorable dimples it gave people a mismatched feeling. Therefore even with her face people found it impossible to link her with a petite femme.

TN: Big skeleton as in big build/frame, thanks to Playful Devil Miki995 over on novel updates for helping me figure this one out. At first I translated femme lez as adorable and cute, but it popped up again in the next paragraph in a context that didnt work so I looked it up. Apparently P is chinese slang for femme lesbian, I thought the p stood for pillow princess at first lol, this slang is gonna throw me off. In case you dont know what femme means it means a feminine lesbian.

毕竟不是所有人都能接受一个比自己高的女人做自己老婆的。

After all, not everyone can accept a woman taller than themselves as a wife.

而伍偲羽又是个纯P，绝对不会因为想要找个伴，就得过且过的找个人。

Wu Qiyu however is pure P, and she would never find someone just because she wants a partner.

    她喜欢比她强势霸气T，当然不一定对方外表很男人，但是心理上一定要比她刚毅，故此，伍偲羽的感情都是在没开始就结束了，一直没有真的遇到让她一眼看过去，就心肝直颤，认定的人，所以她的生活节奏也就固定了。

She likes to be more domineering/aggressive than her T, of course, her T didn’t need to look like a man, they just needed to be more psychologically resolute than her. However, Wu Qiyu hasn’t met anyone who made her heart quiver and identify with them at first glance so her rhythm for life was set.

TN: T = Butch, Tomboy, that kind of thing.

因为·忄生·取向的关系，她的朋友并不多，她的朋友也都知道她喜欢同·忄生·，故此总是惦记给她做红娘，当然最后都以失败而告终。

Because of her orientation she didnt have many friends. The friends she did have knew her type and always tried to play the matchmaker, of course they constantly met with failure.

  梁妮妮是个例外，自从知道自己的死党喜欢女人之后，不但没有疏远她，反而还和她越发的亲近了，当然这种亲近是属于闺蜜的那种亲密无间无话不说。

Liang Nini is an exception, even after learning her best friends sexual orientation she didn’t alienate her, infact she grew closer and closer to her. Of course this intimacy is the kind that belongs to only best friends.

  也正是因为这样，伍偲羽不知道如何招架这个对自己过分热心照顾好友。

It is precisely because of this that Wu Qiyu has trouble standing up the the over-zealous care of her friends.

  一切的开始源头也是因为梁妮妮。

The beginning of all this is also because of Liang Nini.

作为一个小说编辑的梁妮妮最近陷入书荒，开始疯狂的喜欢看快穿文，而后热心的推荐了一本经典种马快穿文给自己的好友伍偲羽，而伍偲羽耐不住梁妮妮一天三次的推荐，终于翻了名为快穿之掰弯你就跑的种马快穿小说。

As a novel editor Liang Nini recently fallen into a shortage of good books to read and became addicted to reading fast wear novels which led to her enthusiastically recommending a classic stallion fast wear novel to Wu Qiyu. Eventually she couldn’t stand listening to Liang Nini’s constant recommendation she finally picked up the novel.

  一目十行的看了几章，她就忍不住吐槽，这都是什么鬼？

After reading a few chapters she couldnt help but spit! Ptu! What the hell is this??

那些妹子是不是眼睛都瞎了？

Are those girls blind??

不然怎么会见到那个花心萝卜种马男，就爱的无法自拔要死要活呢？

Otherwise how could they not see this flower-hearted man could not extradite himself from love and therefore always ends up dying.

TN: Tbh im not sure what this sentence means so I just put it together the best I could. If anyone knows then please tell me. Flower heart is “love” different people, but not necessarily to have relationship with different people. – From Urban dictionary

 伍偲羽连留言吐槽的心情都没有，直接关了网页，打开她最近在做药材商人的网游客户端，伸了个懒腰，同时伸了伸腿，哪想到这不伸腿还好，一伸腿，一脚踢掉了电脑的电源，显示器一闪黑屏了。

Wu Qiyu didn’t even feel strongly enough to leave a message and just directly closed the website. Instead she opened up her recently online game client who was currently on a medicinal merchant character and stretched her back and legs at the same time, however she ended up kicking the power supply on the computer and the display went black.

 伍偲羽低咒了一声该死，就想从电脑椅上坐起身，弯腰将电源弄好，可是还没等她有动作，就觉得一阵天旋地转。

Wu Qiyu muttered a curse and went to get out of her chair to fix the power supply, before she could even move she felt a sudden burst of dizziness.

 捂着还发晕的头站了起来，这才发现这里根本就不是她租住了快两年的房子，用了三年的时间打工将大学读完，而后她就在城市偏远的地方租住了两室一厅的楼房，组装一台高配的电脑，以在网上平台接设计单子为生，虽然设计单子挣得不多，一天接两到三个设计广告，包装，LOGO，卡片设计之类的单子，便宜的一二百块钱，贵的四五千块钱，足够她生活的衣食无忧了，

Holding her still dizzy head she stood up, only to find that it was not the house she had been renting for nearly two years. She spent three years working to finish college and then rented a two-room one bathroom apartment in a remote part of the city, assembled a high-quality computer and a made living via graphic design. Advertising, making logos, packaging, card designs, and many more things, cheap ones costed 1200 yuan (180 usd) while the more expensive ones costed 4500 yuan (670 usd), more than enough to let her live comfortably.

她租住的房子其实一间用来堆放杂物衣柜，另外一件放着电脑桌电脑和床，不大的卧室被她的书堆得只有窄窄的一米多宽的过道，而现在她所在的地方却是一间十分宽敞明亮的卧室。

One of the rooms in the house she rented was used to store her wardrobe, her bedroom only held her room, her computer and computer desk so her bedroom was rather spacious and bright.

 伍偲羽皱着眉坐了起来，觉得自己身上凉飕飕的，她低头一看，整个人都不好了，开什么玩笑？

Wu Qiyu sat up frowning, she felt a chill down her body and looked down only to find that her whole person was not well. Are you kidding me?

  她身上原本穿着的蓝色哈伦牛仔裤和灰白色T恤都不翼而飞，她光溜溜的躺在一张大的离谱的陌生床上，刚刚因为坐起身的动作，而让她身上不知道什么面料十分顺滑的被子滑落，露出了她白皙的肌肤，还有饱满的胸脯……

The Harlem blue jeans and a grey-white t-shirt she had just been wearing were gone, and she now laid naked in a big unfamiliar bed. Because she sat up the smooth quilt was slipping down, revealing her fair white skin and full breasts.

这是什么情况？自己不就是一脚踢断了电源吗？

What is this?! Did I not just kick the power supply?

怎么就成这样了？

How did this happen?

是做梦吗？

Is this a dream?

右手狠狠地掐了自己左手一把，好疼！

Her right hand quickly pinched her left harshly, so painful!

   伍偲羽疼的龇牙咧嘴。

Wu Qiyu bared her teeth in pain.

“欢迎进入平行世界，我是工号87710615引领人。”一个御姐的声音公式化的说着。

“Welcome to the parallel world system, I am system no. 87710615.” Said an elder sister with a systematic voice.

Wu Qiyu quickly pulled up the quilt that fell because of her movement, she refused to be seen without clothes. At least theres a quilt to hide my shame.

引领人是什么？

What is a system?

平行世界这好像只在小说或者学者论文上出现的词……

Parallel worlds is a word that only seems to appear in novels or academic papers…

伍偲羽还是有些迷糊。

Wu Qiyu is still a bit confused.

“不同层面存在的世界，同时都有一个你的存在，如果两个层面的你相遇，精神力比较强大的一方会吞噬掉精神力相对弱一些的那个。”对方似乎很清楚伍偲羽心里的想法，耐心的解释。

“There are many different worlds in different levels, in each world there is another you. If you both meet in those worlds then the stronger one will devour the weaker one.” The voice explained patiently as if it knew exactly what she was thinking.

伍偲羽环视四周，除了看清楚了自己所在的房间是一个以米白色调为主的卧室，就没有其他发现了，并没有找到和自己说话的声音主人。

Wu Qiyu looked around, apart from seeing that the bedroom was mainly white the room was empty, the owner of the voice nowhere to be found.

心里还在想着自己要如何离开这里的伍偲羽，完全没有注意到在她四处看的时候，门悄无声息的被人推开了一条足够外面看清楚里面发生什么的缝隙。

As she was still looking around pondering how she was going to get out she failed to notice that the door was quietly pushed open just enough to see what was going on inside.

“因为你的波动刚好和这个世界的波动一致，所以你出现在了这个世界，并且替换了这个世界的你。我们引路人的任务就是帮助你们这些来到平行世界的人回到属于你们原来的世界。”自称是工号是87710615的引路人继续为伍偲羽答疑解惑。

“Because your fluctuations match with this worlds you appeared in this world and replaced the old you. The job of us guides is to help those of you who have shifted worlds return to your original world.” The system who claimed to be 87710615. continued answering her questions.

  伍偲羽大脑飞快的运转，虽然她很宅，几乎除了必要基本不出门，但是她的记性绝对不差，这个自称引路人的家伙说的这些都让她觉得无比熟悉，冷静下有些发懵的脑子，忽然她扶住自己的脑袋哀嚎了一声。

Wu Qiyu’s brain worked fast, although she hardly goes out except for necessity her memory is anything but bad. This guy who calls himself a system said many things that she found familiar… she was calm and confused, but suddenly held her wailed.

    她终于想起来为什么觉得熟悉了！

She finally figured out why it felt familiar!

就在几分钟之前，她还在看闺蜜死缠烂打非要和自己分享，让自己看的那本据说是经典快穿小说快穿之掰弯你就跑的种马文。

Just a few moments ago she was still watching her best friend pester her to death, insisting she read that novel, and now before her she saw the male lead!

那个种马文里专坑男配的坑货系统，开始遇到男主的时候就是这样说的！

That stud horse male lead, the good-for-nothing system got her to meet the male lead like this.
TN: Thanks to Xtra Whipped Cream Translations for helping me with this one down in the comments!

自己不会这么“走运”吧！

I cant be so “lucky”!

那么多看快穿文的人都没穿越，自己这个第一次看快穿文都没看完几章的人就穿了……

So many people who have read fast wear novels haven’t crossed, why did she who only read a few chapters do so!

   为了确定自己的猜测，伍偲羽深深地呼吸了一口气，让自己整个人看起来尽量情绪正常“现在是几年几月几号？”

In order to confirm her guess Wu Qiyu took a deep breath to make herself look as normal as possible. “What is the exact date today?”

 “明元3017年7月18日。”御姐的声音一字一板的。

“July 28th, 3017” The systems voice said systematically.

伍偲羽揉了揉自己的耳朵，这么好听的声音听多了耳朵会怀孕！日期也对，看来自己是真的穿到了那个小说里，就是不知道自己现在是什么身份，总不可能自己穿成了那个种马男主吧！

She rubbed her ears, if she listens to this voice too much her ears will get pregnant! The date was right, it seemed she had really traveled too the novel, however she had no idea what identity she was now, after all she couldn’t be the stallion male lead!

    可自己还是女人的身体啊！

After all I’m still in a woman’s body!

难道是那些看到男主就发花痴的男主后宫之一？

Could she be in a harem as one of the people who go starry eyed once they see a male master?

 伍偲羽一想到这个可能整个人都不好了！

Wu Qiyu thought that this might be bad for her whole person!

   让她一个喜欢的女人的，变成喜欢男人，还要为了个男人拼死拼活的，对不起，她实在是做不到！

To let her, a woman, become like a man, yet work hard for a man, I’m sorry but she really cant do this!

  “放心，你的名字还是伍偲羽。为了不让这个世界出现错误，你在这个世界的任务就是代替这个世界，因为你的出现而被你融合的伍偲羽，和轩辕月明成为夫妻。只有这样你才能离开。”还是那个御姐的声音，只是这次带了些金属质感。

“Relax, your name is still Wu Qiyu. For this world to not go in the wrong direction, your job is to substitute the current Wu Qiyu, making her get married to ‘Empress’ Xuanyuan Yuemeng. Until you accomplished that, you will not be able to leave this world.” It was that same voice of the system, but this time it sounded a little mechanical.

伍偲羽头疼的捂住脸，果然是这样，就连说的话都是一样的。

Wu Qiyu’s headache quickly intensified as she rubbed her head. It was true, even the words the system said were the exact same.

不过这个坑货系统没有说实话，那就是自己要走遍所有的平行世界，最后完成了任务才能回到自己原来的世界！

However this damned system did not tell the truth. She would have to travel through multiple parallel worlds before being allowed to go back to her original world!

等等，轩辕月明自己记得就是那个种马文里的男主啊！

Wait a minute! Xuanyuan Yuemeng was the man the original stallion male was with!

TN: Rough translation, think its mostly correct? Came up as man instead of woman in mtl and it seems to fit the rest of the chapter so im leaving it as is. If it ends up being different I’ll come back and edit it.

 让自己去跟个男人结婚？

Wait, to let herself marry a man?

    那还不如拿把刀宰了自己来的痛快！

She might as well take a knife and kill herself!

    “我不喜欢男人！怎么跟男人结婚？”伍偲羽基本就是咬着牙吼出来的。

“I dont like men! How am I supposed to marry a man?” Wu Qiyu practically bared her teeth as she yelled.

“哦？你不想跟男人结婚，所以就把自己送上了我的床？”一道带着几分戏谑的声音从门口传来。

“Oh? You don’t want to marry a man, so you came to my bed?” A somewhat playful voice came from the door.

  伍偲羽现在是真的有想死的心了，该死的系统，她虽然就看了几章小说，也知道这个系统就是个坑货，除了在发布坑爹任务的时候会出现，其他时候根本指望不上。

Wu Qiyu is really thinking about death now, that damned system… Although she has only read a few chapters she knew this system would be of no help, it wouldn’t appear again until she finished her task.

就连外面有人都不知道告诉自己一声，更不要说告诉自己现在是个什么情况了！

Even someone outside cant tell her whats happening right now, let alone herself!

  还说自己是引路人呢！

And he said he was the guide!

哪个引路人像你这么不负责，让你们老板快点开了你……

What guide is as irresponsible as you, letting your host meet the main boss so quickly…

    这一刻伍偲羽还不知道她的穿越完全不是个偶然，而是必然，而那个所谓的坑货的系统，也根本不是工号87710615真正的引路人，而是这一切的始作俑者，也就是伍偲羽心里吐槽的应该开除坑货系统的老板，平行世界真正的主宰者——轩辕月明。

At this moment Wu Qiyu was still unaware that her crossing was not an accident at all, but more of an inevitability. And that this so called “useless” system was not the actual system under the ID 87106615, but the initiator of all this. Wu Qiyu complained that she should fire the boss of the useless system, the real master of this parallel world – Xuanyuan Yuemeng.

TN: I hope this made sense

    作者有话要说： 其实这是一张，但是我就是怎么看怎么觉得不适合放一张

    太久没有这样静心的写文了

    从来没看过快穿文的我写快穿文……

    想写很多故事，只是我是个起名废，所以就接受了人的意见，写快穿，这样想写什么故事直接穿越就行了……

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 伍偲羽用手臂撑着自己酸软的身体，长发顺着脖颈垂下来，遮住了她半边白皙的身子，虽然已经坦诚相见了不知道多少次，可是她还是脸上发烫的拉着身上的被单遮住了自己锁骨一下，这才用自己有些发颤的手拿起了放在床头柜上的一杯清水。

Wu Qiyu supported her sore body with her arms, her long hair hung from her neck covering her delicate white body. Although they had met so many times her face was still hot with embarrassment. She pulled the sheets over her collarbone covering herself as she reached for the water on the bedside with trembling hands.

    看着自己颤巍巍端着的水杯，她那张好像永远长不大的娃娃脸上，也露出了一丝和她的年纪相符的无奈和柔美，歪了歪头，就看到熟睡着依然双臂搂在自己腰上的女人，嘴角不由自主的扬起了一抹幸福满足的笑容。

Looking at her shaky cup of water her face that seemed to never grow up, revealed a trace of helplessness and softness that matched her age. Tilting her head she saw the woman who was still asleep with her arms wrapped around her waist and the corner of her mouth raised involuntarily into a smile of happiness and satisfaction.

 其实这样就很好，只是这家伙还真狠，从将自己带回来，把自己按在床上各种姿势的做了三天，还好两个人都是女人，否则说不定她已经·精·尽人亡了。

In fact, this was very good, but this guy had too much energy. She had spent three days being pressed to the bed in all kinds of positions, luckily they were both women otherwise she might have died.

被自己的想法引得轻笑，其实这些年也难为她了，自己倒是走了那么多个平行世界，在每个世界都有不同身份的她，而自己却是那么突然的就在她的生命生活中消失的无影无踪。

She ridiculed her own thoughts, it has been difficult for her over these years. She has walked through so many parallel worlds with a different identity in all of them, eventually she’d disappear without a trace.
(TL NOTE: This sentence isnt clear in any of my translators so it can have two meanings that I can see. First is that she disappears at the end without any trace, second is that disappear is translated incorrectly and means appear, aka her waifu appears in her life suddenly. If anyone knows for sure please tell me!)

有些心疼的看着长长的睫毛一抖一抖好像要醒来的人，收回视线，双手抱着杯子喝了两口水，润了润干哑的嗓子，在嘴里又含了一大口水，这才将杯子轻轻的放回了床头的柜子上，咬着唇忍受身体传来的酸软和因为她轻轻挪动身体的动作，而身体里传来被爱抚过度的酥麻感，让她忍不住·口申·口今·……

Wu Qiyu watched painfully as the long eyelashes of the lady next to her trembled as if she’s about to wake up. She withdrew her sight and took two mouthfuls of from the glass of water to moisten her dry and hoarse throat before holding another big mouthful in her mouth. She gently put the glass back on the nightstand, biting her lip to help endure the excessive soreness of her body as she moved.

然后眯着眼睛像只偷了腥的猫儿一样，就那样放任自己将对方当成肉垫子，安心的趴在对方身上，将头放在对方的肩窝，深深地嗅着对方和自己身上同样的沐浴露味道，呼吸着满是对方气息的空气，感受着对方身体的温度，终于回来了，让那么的个不同性格的她，爱上自己，而自己其实也早就爱上了她，不管是哪个她。

She pressed her lips together and moved to lean over the lady, she didn’t try to control her weight at all, or maybe she didn’t have the strength too. Either way her head was soon positioned above the sleeping woman’s and her (WQ) lips pressed against her thin ones, she pried open the others lips with her tongue, passing the water over regardless of whether or not she was awake.

然后眯着眼睛像只偷了腥的猫儿一样，就那样放任自己将对方当成肉垫子，安心的趴在对方身上，将头放在对方的肩窝，深深地嗅着对方和自己身上同样的沐浴露味道，呼吸着满是对方气息的空气，感受着对方身体的温度，终于回来了，让那么的个不同性格的她，爱上自己，而自己其实也早就爱上了她，不管是哪个她。

Then, squinting like a cat who caught a good smell, she let herself use the other as a cushion, laying on the others body as she laid her head on her shoulder taking in the scent of the soap and shampoo they both used. Breathing the air filled with their breath, feeling the temperature of the others body, she finally brought her back. To make such a version of her with such a different personality fall in love with her once again, but the truth is, she has already fallen for her, no matter who she is.

(TL NOTE: It said shower gel/lotion/dew so I just went with shampoo. This whole part is super iffy as the translation made no sense so I translated it word for word instead and omg that sounds so fluffy and adorable AAHHH

 在知道那些平行世界的她，都不过是她的一种·忄生·格·分·身的时候，自己说不出心里是什么滋味，不过在挣扎纠结过后，更多的是窃喜。

When she found out that her life was just one of the parallel worlds, she didnt know how to feel, but after struggling for awhile she found that it was more of a delight.

虽然那些平面世界的她合在一起，不能说是全部的她，但是她还是很庆幸，自己见过那么多不同的她，对她更加了解……

Although they had been through many worlds together, she could never say it was all of her, but she was happy to have been able to see so many versions of her and know more about her.

  “宝贝儿……怎么不多睡会？”慵懒中依然透着让人着迷的优雅，成熟的御姐声音在伍偲羽耳边响起，伍偲羽的耳尖腾地一下好像被火烧了一样红了起来，脸也不受控制的染了两朵红云，不自在的想从人身上爬下去，腰间却被一双劲瘦有力的手臂抱住禁锢。

“Baby… Why don’t you sleep more?” The imperial sisters lazy voice carried fascinating elegance as it sounded by Wu Qiyu’s ear. Wu Qiyu’s ear ended up flushing bright red as if it was burned by fire and her face was dyed with 2 red clouds. She went to get off of her but her waist was held in place by two thin yet powerful arms.

(TL NOTE: I dont think she’s actually an imperial sister but hell do I know.

虽然房间昏暗，可是轩辕月明还是很清楚的看到了自己小爱人红透了的耳朵和脸蛋，抬了抬脑袋，在伍偲羽的脸蛋上落下了个轻吻。

Though the room was dark Xuanyuan Yuemeng could still clearly see her little lovers face and ears go red. She lifted her head, placing a kiss on Wu Quyu’s face.

真是可爱，不管多少次，只要凑近她耳边低声说话，她就会脸红害羞的想将自己藏起来。

She found it adorable, no matter how many times it happened, aslong as she whispered close to her ear she blushes and tries to hide herself.

 终于将人带回来了，这感觉真好！

It feels really good to bring people back!

 若是当初她没有将因为参加成年礼考验，而被以一只刚满月的幼犬哈士奇形态送到地球，要求存活三个月，在陌生的星球，用动物的身体活三个月，实在是她当时对这样奇葩的考验很是无语，但是现在想来，若非如此自己又怎么会遇到她？

If she hadn’t been sent to earth in the form of a newborn puppy and asked to survive for 3 months. Living in the body of a strange animal for 3 months, on a strange planet. It was true that she was speechless about such a weird test at first, but if not for this how would she have been able to meet her?

TL NOTE: This one right here took me a looonng time to figure out when if i just read the full paragraph it would have been easier

想起她们的初见，轩辕月明笑的温暖而宠溺。

Thinking of their first meeting Xuanyuan Yuemeng smiled brightly.

作者有话要说： 这一章我从昨天写到后半夜两点，又改了一上午。。

The author has something to say: I wrote this chapter from yesterday until 2: 00 p. M., and then changed it all in morning..

每次开新坑，我都在开篇纠结到死改了又改，写了又重写

平安夜开新坑，祝大家一年平平安安，顺顺利利

Every time I open a new pit, I struggle at the beginning until I die and change it, write it and rewrite it.
Open a new pit on Christmas Eve. I wish you all a safe and smooth year.

(TL NOTE: Not gonna edit the authors note cause I have nothing to go off of here

TL SECTION: So, honestly this is the first time im mtl translating and its harder than I thought, usually I can figure out what it means but putting that into a sentence is hard. Anyway if anyone sees any mistakes in the translation or just in grammar please comment that so I can fix it!! I’m still new to wordpress and I have no idea how to do the next previous thing but bear with me, the link to ToC is down below.

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